From a website devoted to the classic episodes of Hollywood Squares. Starting in 1966, RoseMarie usually occupied the center top row where she stayed for 14 years. Below are some of her classic lines from the show.
There
was once a memorable episode of The Dick Van Dyke Show in which
Sally Rogers (Rose Marie) went on a late night, Johnny Carson-type
talk show and asked the whole coast-to-coast audience...for a
husband. That's how The Hollywood Squares fans remember her, too,
because that was she pretended to do every morning...only she was
slightly more raucous. If the Squares were a real party she'd be
there looking for a man, not finding one, and then getting
good-natured laughs and becoming the life of the party because of it.
Rose Marie Mazzetta was born in New York City in August 1923 and was established in show business no less than six years later. Belting out tunes as "Baby Rose Marie," she wowed movie audiences and NBC radio listeners as the Leann Rimes of her day (only younger). But even Baby Rose Marie had to grow up and so she did...only to re-establish herself as a character actress in the 1950s. Her numerous TV roles include regular spots on My Sister Eileen and The Doris Day Show. Rose Marie has the distinction of being the only regular to have appeared in both the first and last episodes and appeared throughout most of the run. She joined the show at a very difficult time in her life: her job on The Dick Van Dyke Show had just ended, and her longtime husband, bandleader Bobby Guy, had just died after a sudden illness. But she hid it well.
Outside her Square (usually top middle), she's best remembered as the man-chasing Sally Rogers on The Dick Van Dyke Show. Rose Marie has continued acting, appearing in shows like Caroline in the City (in an episode that also featured Dick Van Dyke Show and Squares co-star Morey Amsterdam) and Wings, and will soon join Peter Marshall in a touring revue called "Old Faces of 2001." And to answer the most frequently asked question about Rose...sorry, I don't know what that black hairbow is all about, either.
Peter
Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and
you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and
ask him if he's married?
Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or
less with your hands while you are talking?
Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older
question, Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!
(from the June 1980 NBC finale)
Peter Marshall: Way back in 1256, a philosopher and monk named
Roger Bacon took 41.2 percent salt peter, and 29.4 each of sulfur and
carbon, and came up with the modern version of something...what?
Rose Marie: Army food.
Peter Marshall: True or False: the biggest problem couples face in
marriage is having sex.
Rose Marie: No, that's the second biggest
problem. The biggest problem is no sex.
Peter Marshall: Is it okay to freeze mushrooms?
Rose Marie: What else do I have to do, Pete?
Peter Marshall: You're a shy, bashful girl. According to
"Cosmo," will you probably be helped in overcoming your
shyness by choosing an extroverted, outgoing husband?
Rose Marie: I did that...and then his wife
caught us.
Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or
in the closet?
Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always
safe in the bedroom.
Peter Marshall: According to Good Housekeeping, how many years is
the life expectancy of your lingerie?
Rose Marie: If you're talking about wear and
tear, mine will last forever.
Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
Peter Marshall: True or false, most people's attitudes toward
strangers is, "Don't get too close to me, I prefer to keep you
at arm's length!"
(loud horn sounds to signify end of nighttime
show) Rose Marie: That's my opinion!
Peter Marshall: True or false...you can get a camel to be more
cooperative by giving it tobacco and perfume.
Rose Marie: You can get an awful lot out of
me that way!
Peter Marshall: True or false...a new millionaire is made every 30 minutes.
Rose Marie: Not by me.
Peter Marshall: In 1914, a new dance was introduced to America
that became so controversial that it was barred from college
campuses, and ministers preached against it as immoral. We do it
today though. What dance was it?
Rose Marie: Why do you ask me a question
about 1914?!
(from a 1968 daytime episode) Peter Marshall: According to
experts, is it ever a good idea to sleep with the window open?
Rose Marie: I won't say what I sleep with!
Peter Marshall: True or false, if you have difficulty hitting the
sack, a good idea is to talk yourself to sleep?
Rose Marie: Or Tom Snyder could do the same thing.
Peter Marshall: You have a man...
Rose Marie: HEY! STOP RIGHT THERE! STOP RIGHT THERE!!
Peter Marshall: It gets better. If you have a man in a
full-nelson, where are your hands?
(Rose's face lights up with a weird, giggly expression)
Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, nothing will make a
young teenage couple stay together as much as when their parents do
something. Do what?
Rose Marie: When they go away for the
weekend. When they're left alone, they have a ball.
Peter Marshall: The great Sphinx has a human's head, but whose body?
Rose Marie: Milton Berle's.
Peter Marshall: According to Billy Graham, is it all right for
people approximately in their seventies to live together without
marrying? According to Billy Graham, is that OK?
Rose Marie (under her breath): I don't know
why I get these questions. I really don't.
Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, can doctors do anything for
your stretch marks?
Rose Marie: Well, if he's musically inclined,
he can strum them. Gee, Peter! I mean after all!
Peter Marshall: Is there anything in or on your body that was
there the day you were born?
Rose Marie (points to her head): The black bow!
Peter Marshall: True or false, Russia has a government agency that
will completely plan your entire wedding?
Rose Marie: Well, they wouldn't do it with
me. They just refused flat out.
Peter: Why?
Rose: I don't know. They said I had to have a guy.
Peter Marshall: Can you get a closer shave in the morning or in
the evening?
Rose Marie: I don't know, Peter! I DON'T
SHAVE!!...my face I mean. What a stupid question.
Peter Marshall: According to Billy Graham, there is only one thing
that can satisfy your deepest longings. What?
Rose Marie: You want names or just...?
Peter Marshall: According to beauty experts, you put some egg
white on your face, leave it on for two minutes, and then rinse with
cool water. If you've been successful, what's gone?
Rose Marie: The egg white.
Peter Marshall: According to the famous children's story, why did
Goldilocks refuse the porridge of the great big bear?
Rose Marie: Papa Bear?
Peter Marshall: M-hmm.
Rose Marie: Probably Vincent (Price) was
playing the part, and he cooked it.
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